Reader Contest!
Okay so I have a contest for all the "millions" of readers that come to this site everyday. The first person that can successfully post in the comments what the following image actually says gets a prize.

And its a good prize too.



Good Luck!
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Nobody Expects It!
Man: Trouble at mill.
Woman: Oh no - what kind of trouble?
Man: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
Woman: Pardon?
Man: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
Woman: I don't understand what you're saying.
Man: (slightly irritably and with exaggeratedly clear accent) One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle.
Woman: Well what on earth does that mean?
Man: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

(JARRING CHORD - The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang)

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

(Exit and exeunt)

Man: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

(JARRING CHORD - The cardinals burst in)

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
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I figured it out
I figured out why I don't post anymore...


I always posted at work before and I just haven't had time since like November. I need to make it a point to post from home.

Or better yet. Set up a page formatted for my iphone to post from. Then I can post from anywhere.

Future posts:
1. Thoughts on the Macbook Air. (my boss got one.)
2. Steph and I got a riding lawn mower.
3. World of Warcraft update.
4. General Life update.

See all these great posts rolling around in my head.
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Rhythms and Ruts
I find myself getting into rhythms in life. Or ruts... Its all about perspective isn't it. A good pattern is a rhythm and a bad one is a rut. But how can something change? How can it go from a rhythm to a rut? I think a rut is just an old rhythm that you are tired of. This really follows the dancing metaphor of being in a rhythm around the room. Life is good. But you keep following the same path and you begin to cut a rut in the floor.

So... Why is my blogging cyclical? I get into a blogging rhythm and everything is good. After awhile I feel like i have fallen into a rut. I try to break out but can't so I just stop dancing for awhile. In the past I have gotten back into blogging by redesigning my site. i get all into it and can't wait to start posting again. The problem this time is that I really like my design. I don't want to change it.

So what do i do?

Well I have decided to post something and hope that people comment. (even though I am sure most of you have moved on to other blogs :-] ) Hopefully I get a dialog going again with my blog...

If not...

I might just have to redesign.
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Shhhhhh....
Don't tell anyone but Micah still remembers he has a blog. It is only a matter of time before there is a real post.

I promise.
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